Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
