You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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