My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
In America we eat man semen.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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