the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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