well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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