your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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