Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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