there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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