WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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