So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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