Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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