youre lurking in front of me
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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