Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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