god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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