Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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