after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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