Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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