worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
My ATM looks so different sober.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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