Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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