one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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