Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I have feelings that need drinking.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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