That's when you crack a 10am beer
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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