o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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