is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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I think I swiped left on my soulmate
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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