you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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