Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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