Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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