This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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