She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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