Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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