i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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