so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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