What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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