Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
the raccoons are back...
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