Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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