I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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