If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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