I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
my poor anus
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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