adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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