: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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