I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Randomize