I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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