But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I think my nap took me to another dimension
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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