i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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