We got so high we made milksteak
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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