Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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