I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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