.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize