it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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