Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
