i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
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after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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